obesetes

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Obesetes is when you’re so fat and your body’s so broken it’s like you’ve been hit by a truck and then ate a whole pie for dessert.

My uncle has obesetes. He can’t walk and his legs look like they’re about to explode.

I got obesetes from eating 10 donuts and watching 8 hours of Netflix.

My dog got obesetes from eating my leftovers and my mom’s hatred.

Obesetes is like the worst Easter ever. You get a ton of candy, but then you feel like you’ve been run over by a bunny on steroids.

I got obesetes after Easter. My pants are now a prison.

My sister got obesetes from eating all the chocolate and then the cake.

My dad got obesetes from eating the Easter pie and then the Easter cake and then the Easter cookies.