obesescuits - Biscuits so big they look like they were baked by a fat kid

Biscuits so big they look like they were baked by a fat kid who never heard of moderation.

My grandma’s obesescuits are so big, they could double as a breakfast casserole.

I tried to eat one obesescuit and now I feel like I swallowed a toaster.

My mom says obesescuits are the only thing that could ever beat her in a food fight.