obesescuits

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Biscuits so big they look like they were baked by a fat kid who never heard of moderation.

My grandma’s obesescuits are so big, they could double as a breakfast casserole.

I tried to eat one obesescuit and now I feel like I swallowed a toaster.

My mom says obesescuits are the only thing that could ever beat her in a food fight.

Biscuits that are so full of dough and butter, they could make a fat man cry.

These obesescuits are so big, my dog tried to eat one and got a belly ache.

My brother’s obesescuit was so big, it took three plates to hold it.

I took one bite of the obesescuit and I already feel like I’ve gained five pounds.

Biscuits that look like they were stuffed with a whole loaf of bread and then cursed.

My aunt’s obesescuits are so big, they took two hands to hold them.

The obesescuit was so big, my dad tried to eat it and it took him ten minutes.

I saw a guy eat an obesescuit and he looked like he was about to explode.

Biscuits that look like they were baked by someone who forgot about the word 'small'.

My cousin’s obesescuit was so big, it could feed a whole family.

I tried to fit one obesescuit in my mouth and it felt like I was eating a football.

My friend’s obesescuit was so big, it took a fork and a knife to cut it.

Biscuits that are like the fat cousin at the family reunion who never leaves.

My uncle’s obesescuit was so big, it had its own chair.

I ate one obesescuit and now I feel like I’ve been sitting at the dinner table for a week.

The obesescuit was so big, it made my plate look like it was doing push-ups.

Biscuits that are so big, they could start their own weightlifting team.

My mom’s obesescuit was so big, it looked like it could bench-press me.

I took one bite of the obesescuit and I felt like I was lifting a couch.

These obesescuits are so big, they could win a wrestling match.