Obesepiece Suit
A woman so big she needs three pieces of fabric to cover herself. And still thinks she’s cute.
At the pool, the OPS did a cannonball and I heard the water say, 'No.'
My friend’s cousin is an OPS. She wears a swimsuit and calls it a 'costume.'
My brother saw an OPS at the lake and said, 'That’s not a swimsuit. That’s a war zone.'