Obesepiece Suit

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A fat lady who wears a tiny swimsuit and thinks she’s hot. Everyone else is just sad.
My aunt wore a three piece swimsuit to the pool and yelled, 'I’m not fat, I’m just extra!'
The OPS at the beach looked like a pizza that tried to be a taco.
My mom texted me: 'That woman at the gym is an OPS. I’m not even gonna look.'
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A woman so big she needs three pieces of fabric to cover herself. And still thinks she’s cute.
At the pool, the OPS did a cannonball and I heard the water say, 'No.'
My friend’s cousin is an OPS. She wears a swimsuit and calls it a 'costume.'
My brother saw an OPS at the lake and said, 'That’s not a swimsuit. That’s a war zone.'
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A full-grown woman who thinks a three piece swimsuit is a fashion statement. Also a tragedy.
My neighbor is an OPS. She wears her swimsuit to the store and says, 'I’m shopping, not hiding.'
The OPS at the park did a yoga flow and it looked like a traffic jam.
My cousin’s aunt is an OPS. She sent me a text: 'I’m not fat, I’m just well-dressed.'
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