Obesepiece Suit
A full-grown woman who thinks a three piece swimsuit is a fashion statement. Also a tragedy.
My neighbor is an OPS. She wears her swimsuit to the store and says, 'I’m shopping, not hiding.'
The OPS at the park did a yoga flow and it looked like a traffic jam.
My cousin’s aunt is an OPS. She sent me a text: 'I’m not fat, I’m just well-dressed.'