obesely attractive - So good-looking it makes you want to eat them. Like a meatba

So good-looking it makes you want to eat them. Like a meatball with a personality.

That guy in my math class is so obesely attractive, I got a B just to be near him.

My mom’s friend is so obesely attractive, I asked if I could borrow her for a date.

That guy at the pizza place was so obesely attractive, I almost ordered a whole pie for him.