obesely attractive

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So hot it makes your face melt. Like a fat person who looks like a god.

My cousin got a date with a guy who looked like a burger and had a six-pack.

That girl at the gym is so obesely attractive, I almost asked her if she wanted to be my snack.

I saw a guy at the mall and he was so obesely attractive, I almost peed my pants.

So attractive it’s like your eyes get a wedgie. Fat and hawt, baby.

My neighbor’s dog is so obesely attractive, I tried to flirt with it.

That guy at the donut shop was so obesely attractive, I ate three donuts just to calm down.

My teacher is so obesely attractive, I almost forgot to do my homework.

So good-looking it makes you want to eat them. Like a meatball with a personality.

That guy in my math class is so obesely attractive, I got a B just to be near him.

My mom’s friend is so obesely attractive, I asked if I could borrow her for a date.

That guy at the pizza place was so obesely attractive, I almost ordered a whole pie for him.