obeselete
Obeselete means you're so fat you can’t even do your job right. It’s like being a couch potato but with a promotion.
He tried to be a firefighter, but he couldn’t climb a ladder. Now he’s an obeselete.
My aunt is an obeselete, she works at a donut shop and eats all the donuts.
That guy tried to be a chef, but he couldn’t even lift a pot. Obeselete.