obeselete

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Obeselete is when a person is so fat they’re like a broken microwave, they’re not just useless, they’re a waste of space and probably a lot of money.

My neighbor tried to move, but he looked like a deflated balloon. He’s officially obeselete.

That guy at the gym couldn’t lift a single weight. He’s a walking obeselete.

She got fired because she couldn’t fit through the office door. Obeselete status confirmed.

Obeselete means you're so fat you can’t even do your job right. It’s like being a couch potato but with a promotion.

He tried to be a firefighter, but he couldn’t climb a ladder. Now he’s an obeselete.

My aunt is an obeselete, she works at a donut shop and eats all the donuts.

That guy tried to be a chef, but he couldn’t even lift a pot. Obeselete.

Obeselete is when you’re so fat you’re not just a failure, you’re a full-blown disaster that no one wants to be around.

My cousin is an obeselete, he tried to play basketball and fell over like a pile of bricks.

That guy tried to be a model, but he looked like a burger. Obeselete.

She tried to be a dancer but couldn’t even do a spin. Obeselete.

Obeselete is when you're so fat you're not just fat, you’re a full-time problem that nobody wants to solve.

My uncle is an obeselete, he can't even walk to the fridge without wheezing like a dying dragon.

That guy tried to be a barista, but he couldn't reach the coffee maker. Obeselete.

She tried to be a teacher but couldn’t even stand up. Obeselete.

Obeselete is when you're so fat you're not just a person, you're a full-blown spectacle that no one wants to witness.

My dad tried to go to the mall, but he looked like a shopping bag full of meat. Obeselete.

That guy tried to be a pizza delivery guy, but he couldn’t fit through the door. Obeselete.

She tried to be a singer but couldn’t even sing without wheezing. Obeselete.