obeseiality
A fat person who acts like they're not, by being extra cute and trying to trick you into thinking they're not a human meatball
She smiled like a kid, but she's got a third chin and a side dish of fries.
He said he was 'just a little chubby' but he looks like he ate the whole buffet.
She texted me 'Hi handsome' but she's got a muffin top and a snack.