obeseiality

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When someone's main goal in life is to have sex with fat people, and they don't care if it's gross or not

Bro, I'll date anyone who's got a belly bigger than my car.

I asked her out just because she eats a whole pizza by herself.

He said he'd marry a woman who weighs 300 lbs, even if she's got a beard.

A fat person who acts like they're not, by being extra cute and trying to trick you into thinking they're not a human meatball

She smiled like a kid, but she's got a third chin and a side dish of fries.

He said he was 'just a little chubby' but he looks like he ate the whole buffet.

She texted me 'Hi handsome' but she's got a muffin top and a snack.