obesecycle
A scooter that’s basically a death trap for someone who eats more than a whole pizza on a Tuesday. It’s like a shopping cart with wheels and a middle finger.
My cousin’s obesecycle broke in the middle of the grocery store. Now he’s stuck with a cart and a grudge.
I saw an obesecycle trying to escape the mall. It looked like it was crying.
The obesecycle hit a shopping cart and went flying. It’s now a legend.