obesecycle

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A scooter that’s basically a death trap for someone who eats more than a whole pizza on a Tuesday. It’s like a shopping cart with wheels and a middle finger.
My cousin’s obesecycle broke in the middle of the grocery store. Now he’s stuck with a cart and a grudge.
I saw an obesecycle trying to escape the mall. It looked like it was crying.
The obesecycle hit a shopping cart and went flying. It’s now a legend.
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A scooter that’s just a sad excuse for a ride, used by people who think they’re still in high school. It wheezes like it’s been through a war.
That obesecycle looked like it had been hit by a truck. And it still tried to zoom past me.
My neighbor’s obesecycle broke down in the middle of the parking lot. Now he’s stuck with a coupon.
The obesecycle made a noise like a dying cat. It was tragic.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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A scooter so heavy it probably thinks it’s a tank. It’s used by people who haven’t walked since the 80s and still blame the world for their weight.
The obesecycle rolled into the store like it was conquering a battlefield.
I saw an obesecycle trying to climb a hill. It looked like it was about to cry.
That obesecycle made the floor shake. It was like a mini earthquake.
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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