obesecycle - A scooter so heavy it probably thinks it’s a tank. It’s used

A scooter so heavy it probably thinks it’s a tank. It’s used by people who haven’t walked since the 80s and still blame the world for their weight.

The obesecycle rolled into the store like it was conquering a battlefield.

I saw an obesecycle trying to climb a hill. It looked like it was about to cry.

That obesecycle made the floor shake. It was like a mini earthquake.