Obese Hippy
A person so fat they think they’re a superhero and they don’t care if they’re late for everything.
My neighbor is an obese hippy. He has a pet goat and a beard that looks like a tree.
I tried to ask my obese hippy friend for help. He just said, ‘I’m busy saving the world.’
My teacher called me an obese hippy because I drew a mustache on the principal’s face.