Obese Hippy

My uncle is an obese hippy. He eats cereal for dinner and still claims he’s a wizard.

I saw an obese hippy at the park. He was talking to a pigeon and wearing a hat made of socks.

My mom called me an obese hippy because I stayed up all night watching cat videos.

The guy next to me on the bus is an obese hippy. He had a sandwich in one hand and a joint in the other.

My friend’s dad is an obese hippy. He thinks the government is out to get him and his toaster.

I went to a concert and saw an obese hippy wearing a shirt that said ‘I survived the 70s’.

My neighbor is an obese hippy. He has a pet goat and a beard that looks like a tree.

I tried to ask my obese hippy friend for help. He just said, ‘I’m busy saving the world.’

My teacher called me an obese hippy because I drew a mustache on the principal’s face.