Obese Eagle
It’s when a chunky bird shoves your face into her crotch while she dances like a fool around you, squatting with her arms flapping like she’s trying to fly away.
My cousin did this to me at the party and I still smell like her sweaty butt.
He was doing the chicken dance with his girlfriend and I got stuck in the middle of it.
I saw my teacher do this during gym class and she didn’t even notice.