Obese Eagle

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It’s when a chunky bird shoves your face into her crotch while she dances like a fool around you, squatting with her arms flapping like she’s trying to fly away.

My cousin did this to me at the party and I still smell like her sweaty butt.

He was doing the chicken dance with his girlfriend and I got stuck in the middle of it.

I saw my teacher do this during gym class and she didn’t even notice.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

It’s when a fat chick shoves your face into her snatch while she wiggles around you like a chicken with a full belly.

My brother tried to flirt with her and ended up with his face in her snatch.

I was doing the chicken dance and she suddenly pulled me into her crotch.

My friend’s mom did this to him during a family dance-off.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

It’s when a big bird squats on your face and flaps her arms like she’s trying to fly away while you smell her sweaty snatch.

I had to do this with my crush and it was the worst.

At the school talent show, she did this to me and I couldn’t stop laughing.

My dad did this to me during a game of charades and I got a nose full of cheese.

by Slangipedia 7d ago