Obese Cuban
A Cuban who’s so heavy they probably think gravity is a personal attack. They’re too full to feel sad, too tired to feel happy.
My aunt is an Obese Cuban. She tried to dance at my cousin’s wedding, but she looked like a lumpy soufflé.
My cousin’s Obese Cuban uncle tried to hug me and I almost fell over.
The Obese Cuban at my gym works out once a year. That’s when he’s not passed out on the floor.