Obese Cuban
A Cuban who’s so fat they can’t even pretend to be healthy. They’re like a walking piñata full of bad decisions and expired soda.
My uncle is an Obese Cuban. He eats a whole cake for breakfast and still complains about his pants.
My cousin tried to join the soccer team, but the ball rolled into the goal by itself because he was in the way.
At the family reunion, the Obese Cuban sat on a chair and it broke. The chair was 100 years old.