Obese Cuban
A Cuban who eats so much they might as well be a walking buffet. They don’t run. They don’t jump. They just sit there like a meatloaf.
My cousin’s Obese Cuban uncle tried to ride a bike and it broke because he sat on it like it was a couch.
At the family picnic, the Obese Cuban took three plates and still asked for more.
My cousin’s Obese Cuban aunt tried to play hide and seek, but she was so big you could see her from the other side of the house.