Obesaur
A person so fat they could've been a dinosaur. Like if T-Rex had a belly button and a food coma.
My cousin is an obesaur. She eats a whole pizza by herself and still has room for ice cream.
My mom calls me an obesaur because I eat like a T-Rex on a diet.
My teacher said I was an obesaur and I should’ve been in the movie Jurassic Park 2: The Revenge of the Snack Pack.