Obesaur

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A person so fat they could've been a dinosaur. Like if T-Rex had a belly button and a food coma.

My cousin is an obesaur. She eats a whole pizza by herself and still has room for ice cream.

My mom calls me an obesaur because I eat like a T-Rex on a diet.

My teacher said I was an obesaur and I should’ve been in the movie Jurassic Park 2: The Revenge of the Snack Pack.

A human who is so chunky they might as well be a fossil. They probably ate the last meal of the Cretaceous period.

My uncle is an obesaur. He eats so much he could’ve been the reason dinosaurs died.

My friend is an obesaur. He eats a whole cake and still has room for a burger.

My brother’s an obesaur. He eats like a dinosaur that just woke up from a 100-year nap.

A person so fat they could’ve been the reason the dinosaurs went extinct. They eat like a T-Rex that’s never had a salad.

My neighbor is an obesaur. She eats a whole pizza and still has room for fries.

My dog calls me an obesaur because I eat like a dinosaur on a rampage.

My dad says I’m an obesaur because I eat like a T-Rex that just discovered burgers.