Obesaur
A person so fat they could’ve been the reason the dinosaurs went extinct. They eat like a T-Rex that’s never had a salad.
My neighbor is an obesaur. She eats a whole pizza and still has room for fries.
My dog calls me an obesaur because I eat like a dinosaur on a rampage.
My dad says I’m an obesaur because I eat like a T-Rex that just discovered burgers.