Oberhaus
An Oberhaus is a stupid way to measure how much something weighs, like when you think a pig is as heavy as a trash can full of farts and swear words.
"This pig must be 2 Oberhaus. I’m not wrong. I saw it on TV.", @pig_person45
"My chicken is 0.5 Oberhaus. It’s a fact.", @chickens_rule
"I swear my goat is 3 Oberhaus. I’ve seen it eat my brother.", @goat_slayer