Oberhaus

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An Oberhaus is a wild guess about how heavy something is, like when you think a horse weighs as much as a pile of swear words and dead animals.

"This horse looks like it could crush me and my uncle at the same time!", @horse_junkie123

"I bet this donkey weighs an Oberhaus.", @donkey_dad

"I just measured my dog and it’s 2 Oberhaus. I’m not wrong.", @dog_guy420

An Oberhaus is a made-up unit that people use to brag about how strong their animals are, even if they’re lying.

"My bull is 10 Oberhaus. It’s true. I swear on my grandma’s bones.", @bull_fanatic99

"Your cow is just 1 Oberhaus. Mine is 3. You’re weak.", @cow_gang

"I counted 5 Oberhaus in my goat. It’s a miracle.", @goat_guru

An Oberhaus is a stupid way to measure how much something weighs, like when you think a pig is as heavy as a trash can full of farts and swear words.

"This pig must be 2 Oberhaus. I’m not wrong. I saw it on TV.", @pig_person45

"My chicken is 0.5 Oberhaus. It’s a fact.", @chickens_rule

"I swear my goat is 3 Oberhaus. I’ve seen it eat my brother.", @goat_slayer