oberfranc
A guy from Italy who looks like he used a glue bottle for his eyebrows and a mustache that smells like regret.
My dad called my teacher an oberfranc because she has a mustache and a unibrow.
The guy at the bus stop is an oberfranc. He wore a hat and it didn’t hide his mustache.
My brother is an oberfranc. He tried to be cool and just looked like a mess.