oberfranc

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A smelly Italian with a hairline that looks like it was glued on and a mustache that smells like old pizza.

My uncle is an oberfranc. He walked into the church and the candles went out.

I saw an oberfranc at the gym. He flexed and his mustache fell off.

My teacher said I was an oberfranc because I drew a mustache on my forehead with marker.

An Italian who looks like he got hit with a comb and a glue stick, and also has a mustache that could make a dog run away.

The guy at the pizza shop is an oberfranc. He eats pizza with his hands and his mustache is full of cheese.

My cousin is an oberfranc. He tried to flirt with my mom and she screamed.

The guy in my history class is an oberfranc. He drew his mustache with crayon and it’s all over his face.

A guy from Italy who looks like he used a glue bottle for his eyebrows and a mustache that smells like regret.

My dad called my teacher an oberfranc because she has a mustache and a unibrow.

The guy at the bus stop is an oberfranc. He wore a hat and it didn’t hide his mustache.

My brother is an oberfranc. He tried to be cool and just looked like a mess.