oberfleschlisch
talking like a cocky fag with a voice that sounds like it was dipped in glitter and farts
'Hey baby, did you know I can make toast with my eyes closed?'
He said 'I’m not just cool, I’m the coolness,' and I wanted to punch him.
She texted me 'I’m so confident I could walk through fire and still look good.' I believed her until she burned my hand.