Oberation
The perfect guy is like a superhero with a dick. He laughs at your jokes, eats your food, and still has time to give you a kiss that makes you forget your own name.
My boyfriends all think they're the perfect guy. They're not. They're just delusional.
He asked me out because he thought I was 'the perfect guy's girlfriend.' I said no.
He kissed me and I forgot my own name. That's how perfect he is.