Oberation

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Oberation is when a woman with a huge ego goes to the gas station and shoves the giant vacuum hose up her snatch just to show everyone how much she loves her own smell. No one gets it. Neither does she.
My cousin does this every Friday. She says it's her 'vagina happy hour.'
She posted a video of it. It had 12 likes and 3 comments saying 'what the hell is that?'
She told her mom she was going to the gas station to 'clean out her insides.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The perfect guy is like a superhero with a dick. He laughs at your jokes, eats your food, and still has time to give you a kiss that makes you forget your own name.
My boyfriends all think they're the perfect guy. They're not. They're just delusional.
He asked me out because he thought I was 'the perfect guy's girlfriend.' I said no.
He kissed me and I forgot my own name. That's how perfect he is.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oberation is when a soldier hits a golf hole so good it feels like the hole is giving them a high five. It doesn’t matter how many swings they took. They just got a par and they’re proud of it.
He said he got a par on the 18th hole. I said, 'you’re lucky the hole didn’t hug you.'
She got a par and started crying. I asked why. She said, 'it felt like the hole loved me.'
He hit the ball and the hole just said 'nice shot.' That's a par.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oberation is when you drink so much you think you're a superhero and you start yelling at the bar. You don’t remember what you said. You don’t care. You’re drunk and happy.
She drank 10 shots and started telling the bar that she was going to be a princess. No one believed her.
He drank so much he tried to dance with the ceiling. He fell over.
They got so drunk they started arguing about whether pineapple belongs on pizza. It doesn't.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oberation is a word that means something, but no one knows what. It just sounds important and fancy. It’s like a word that was made just to confuse people.
She used the word in a sentence and I asked, 'what does that even mean?'
He said he was going to write a book called 'The Oberation.' I said, 'you're going to make people confused.'
She tried to explain it and I said, 'you're making it sound like a fancy lie.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oberation is the German word for a tall man who also works at a restaurant. He’s got a big beard and a big ego. He thinks he’s the best waiter ever.
He told me he was the best waiter in the city. I said, 'you’re not even the best waiter in the restaurant.'
He walked in with a beard and a plate of food. I said, 'you're a waiter and a beard.'
He took our order and said, 'I’m not just a waiter, I’m a god.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oberation is when someone follows you everywhere online. They comment on your posts, send you DMs, and even follow you on TikTok just to make you annoyed.
She followed me on every app. I said, 'you're like a stalker with a phone.'
He sent me 50 DMs in one day. I said, 'you're not a friend, you're a problem.'
They followed me on TikTok just to say, 'you're ugly.' I said, 'you're not a fan, you're a bully.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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