O'BELL
A weirdo teacher who thinks he’s cool and sneaks out of school like he’s avoiding a bad breakup. He drinks coffee like it’s water and eats honey like it’s a religion.
He tried to ask me out by saying, 'You’re my favorite student… and my favorite honey.'
He left school in the middle of a math test to go get coffee and came back with a face full of honey.
He told the principal he was ‘taking a coffee break’ and never came back.