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A creepy old man who looks like a soggy donut and acts like he’s been sniffing glue for decades. He skips school like it’s a bad habit and eats honey like it’s his last meal.
He showed up at the cafeteria with a jar of honey and a coffee so strong it could wake the dead.
He tried to flirt with my sister by saying, 'You’re my favorite snack.'
He disappeared for a week and came back with a new tattoo that said 'Honey Lover' in glitter.
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A weirdo teacher who thinks he’s cool and sneaks out of school like he’s avoiding a bad breakup. He drinks coffee like it’s water and eats honey like it’s a religion.
He tried to ask me out by saying, 'You’re my favorite student… and my favorite honey.'
He left school in the middle of a math test to go get coffee and came back with a face full of honey.
He told the principal he was ‘taking a coffee break’ and never came back.
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A creepy guy who thinks he’s a rockstar and skips school like it’s a bad habit. He drinks coffee like it’s his lifeblood and eats honey like it’s his soul.
He showed up in the hallway with a coffee cup and a jar of honey and said, 'I’m here to flirt with your soul.'
He tried to ask my friend out by saying, 'You’re my favorite honey.'
He vanished for three days and came back with a coffee addiction and a new obsession with honey.
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