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A creepy old man who looks like a soggy donut and acts like he’s been sniffing glue for decades. He skips school like it’s a bad habit and eats honey like it’s his last meal.
He showed up at the cafeteria with a jar of honey and a coffee so strong it could wake the dead.
He tried to flirt with my sister by saying, 'You’re my favorite snack.'
He disappeared for a week and came back with a new tattoo that said 'Honey Lover' in glitter.