o.b.e.g
An O. B. E. G is someone who thinks baby juice is the best drink and also likes to tie people up. They’re obsessed with eggs and fetuses and they swear a lot.
My neighbor is an O. B. E. G. He ties up babies and drinks their juice like it’s lemonade.
I asked my mom if I was an O. B. E. G and she said yes, then fed me scrambled eggs.
My brother is an O. B. E. G. He eats babies and calls them his little snacks.