o.b.e.g

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O. B. E. G is when you’re so crazy you think eating babies is normal and you also like scrambled eggs and fetuses. You’re into BDSM and you’re probably high all the time.

My cousin is an O. B. E. G. He eats babies for breakfast and wears a strapon to work.

I told my teacher I was an O. B. E. G and she gave me a detention. Also a baby.

My dog is an O. B. E. G. He chews on babies and eats my shoes.

by Slangipedia 15h ago

An O. B. E. G is someone who thinks baby juice is the best drink and also likes to tie people up. They’re obsessed with eggs and fetuses and they swear a lot.

My neighbor is an O. B. E. G. He ties up babies and drinks their juice like it’s lemonade.

I asked my mom if I was an O. B. E. G and she said yes, then fed me scrambled eggs.

My brother is an O. B. E. G. He eats babies and calls them his little snacks.

by Slangipedia 15h ago

O. B. E. G is a title for someone who eats babies, loves scrambled eggs, and thinks fetuses are the best. They also like to slap people and wear weird clothes.

My teacher is an O. B. E. G. She eats babies and wears a dress made of egg shells.

I became an O. B. E. G after eating a baby and then crying in a bathroom.

My friend is an O. B. E. G. He eats babies and calls them his breakfast crew.

by Slangipedia 15h ago