obeersity
When you eat so much pizza and drink so much beer you become a human bar and your pants fall off every time you laugh.
My friend’s obeersity is so bad his shirt has a hole in it from all the beer he’s been drinking.
I have obeersity because I drank beer for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Now I look like a walking keg.
My dad says I have obeersity. I say he’s just mad I don’t clean my room.