obeersity

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When you turn into a walking beer can because you drink so much it’s like your body is a keg party.

My homie is so big from beer he can’t fit in his pants anymore. He looks like a barrel of regret.

My mom says I have obeersity. She’s right. I’m just a man with a beer belly and a soul full of junk food.

I tried to run a mile today. My legs were so full of beer I thought I was going to explode.

A disease where you drink so much beer your face looks like it’s been soaked in soda and your legs are like tree trunks.

My cousin got obeersity from drinking beer every day. Now he can’t fit into his car. He’s like a giant walking beer mug.

My teacher called me out for having obeersity. I said, ‘You’re just jealous I can drink a whole six-pack and still do push-ups.’

I’m not fat. I’m just a beer connoisseur with a full-time job.

When you eat so much pizza and drink so much beer you become a human bar and your pants fall off every time you laugh.

My friend’s obeersity is so bad his shirt has a hole in it from all the beer he’s been drinking.

I have obeersity because I drank beer for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Now I look like a walking keg.

My dad says I have obeersity. I say he’s just mad I don’t clean my room.