Obedient Baker
When someone says they're going to do something but it's just another way of saying 'I don't want to be bothered'
'I'll clean my room today.' she said, while still eating cereal out of a shoe.
'I'll finish this by tomorrow.' he said, while still eating a donut at 3 PM.
'I'll show up to work today.' he said, while still in pajamas.