Obedient Baker

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When someone says they'll do something but clearly thinks it's the worst idea ever and is too lazy to argue

'Sure, I'll finish that report by tomorrow.' said the guy who hasn't touched a computer since the '90s.

'Of course I'll clean my room.' he said, while eating cereal out of a shoe.

'I'll definitely show up to work today.' he said, while still in bed.

When someone promises to do something but secretly hopes it all falls apart

'I'll be there in five minutes.' he said, while still in pajamas and eating a donut.

'I'll definitely finish this project by Friday.' said the person who's been procrastinating since Monday.

'I'll clean my house today.' she said, while still in her pajamas and eating chips.

When someone says they're going to do something but clearly has no intention of actually doing it

'I'm going to start working out every day.' he said, while still in his pajamas.

'I'll definitely come to the party.' she said, while still sleeping.

'I'll finish this project by tomorrow.' he said, while still eating a burger at 10 PM.

When someone says they're going to do something but it's clearly just another way of saying 'I don't care'

'I'll finish this by tomorrow.' he said, while still eating a donut at 3 PM.

'I'm going to show up to work today.' she said, while still in bed.

'I'll definitely clean my room.' he said, while still wearing the same clothes from last week.

When someone says they're going to do something but it's just another way of saying 'I don't want to do anything else'

'I'll definitely go to the gym today.' he said, while still eating chips at 2 PM.

'I'm going to finish this project by tomorrow.' she said, while still eating a donut at 3 PM.

'I'll show up to work today.' he said, while still in pajamas.

When someone says they're going to do something but it's just another way of saying 'I don't want to be bothered'

'I'll clean my room today.' she said, while still eating cereal out of a shoe.

'I'll finish this by tomorrow.' he said, while still eating a donut at 3 PM.

'I'll show up to work today.' he said, while still in pajamas.