obeah
People outside the Caribbean are now worshiping obeah like it’s a new religion. Mostly Americans, but also some fancy Europeans who think it’s cool.
My friend joined the obeah cult and now he only eats pizza for breakfast.
My neighbor started doing obeah and now he talks to his plants. They’re weird, but they listen.
My brother got into obeah and now he thinks his coffee is a spirit.