obeadyent
A fancy way of saying you're obsessed with how beads are tied and strung like they're in a fight to the death.
I spent 2 hours picking out beads for my bracelet because one was slightly crooked and it ruined my whole mood.
She yelled at the bead store because the string wasn’t the right color.
My mom thinks obeadyent is a real job. She’s wrong. It’s a curse.