obeadyent

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A fancy way of saying you're obsessed with how beads are tied and strung like they're in a fight to the death.

I spent 2 hours picking out beads for my bracelet because one was slightly crooked and it ruined my whole mood.

She yelled at the bead store because the string wasn’t the right color.

My mom thinks obeadyent is a real job. She’s wrong. It’s a curse.

When you care more about how beads are connected than your actual life.

He missed his girlfriend’s birthday because he was trying to figure out the perfect way to braid two necklaces together.

She threw away her lunch because the beads on her bracelet weren’t lined up properly.

I got into a fight with my brother over whose beads were louder.

A condition where you think beads are people and they need to be arranged properly or they will cry.

My beads were sad because I used the wrong string. I had to comfort them with a tissue and a snack.

He cried when the beads didn’t match the color of his shirt.

She told her beads they were going to war if they didn’t line up properly.

When you are so focused on beads and strings that you forget to eat, sleep, or even breathe.

I didn’t eat dinner because I was trying to figure out how to connect three beads with one string.

He missed his flight because he was too busy arranging beads in perfect order.

She forgot to do her homework because her beads were arguing.

The art of stringing beads like it’s a competition and you’re the champion.

She beat her best friend in a bead-stringing contest. No one was surprised.

He challenged his dad to a bead battle and won with a purple string.

They had a bead-off and it was the most dramatic thing ever.