Obdouche Triangle
When you lift weights so much your upper body is like a brick wall, but your lower body is like a spaghetti noodle. It’s the reason you trip over your own feet and fall flat on your butt.
I’m like a giraffe with a strong neck but legs that look like they’re made of jelly.
My arms are like steel cables, but my legs are like wet noodles.
I can bench press a cow, but I can’t walk up stairs without wheezing.