Obdouche Triangle

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A body shape you get when you work out your upper body so much you look like a pizza slice that got flipped upside down. Your arms are huge, but your legs are thinner than a fry. People laugh at you when you try to sit down.

My biceps are so big they look like they're about to explode, but my legs are still as wimpy as a toddler.

I look like a lopsided table. My arms are the legs, and my legs are the table top.

My upper body is a superhero, but my lower body is a weakling who can't even stand up straight.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

When you lift weights so much your upper body is like a brick wall, but your lower body is like a spaghetti noodle. It’s the reason you trip over your own feet and fall flat on your butt.

I’m like a giraffe with a strong neck but legs that look like they’re made of jelly.

My arms are like steel cables, but my legs are like wet noodles.

I can bench press a cow, but I can’t walk up stairs without wheezing.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A body shape so unbalanced it looks like you were hit by a truck in the chest but got run over by a kitten in the legs. You’re strong up top, but down below, you’re basically a pencil.

I can lift a car, but my legs are so weak I can’t even lift my coffee cup.

My upper body is a beast, but my lower body is a baby.

I look like a tree with a trunk and no roots. I can stand, but I can’t walk.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago