obdong
An obdong is like a cock that’s too thick for a square, but not quite a circle. It’s just weird enough to make you question your life choices.
In biology class: 'What’s that shape?' 'That’s an obdong.'
At the doctor’s office: 'Why does my cock look like a weird pancake?'
Text from your brother: 'Bro, my cock is an obdong. Explain.'