obdong

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An obdong is a person who tries to be cool and friendly, but ends up making everyone angry with how honest he is. He talks like he’s trying to help, but he’s just making you want to punch him in the face.
You: 'I thought we were friends.' Obdong: 'Yeah, but you’re still an idiot.'
At the lunch table: 'You really did that?' 'Yeah, and I’m not even mad.'
In a group chat: 'You called my mom a fat cow.' 'I was being nice.'
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An obdong is like a cock that’s too thick for a square, but not quite a circle. It’s just weird enough to make you question your life choices.
In biology class: 'What’s that shape?' 'That’s an obdong.'
At the doctor’s office: 'Why does my cock look like a weird pancake?'
Text from your brother: 'Bro, my cock is an obdong. Explain.'
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