obditrix
This is when you’re so deep in cracker mode you swear your parents are imposters.
My dad walked in and I said, ‘You’re not my real dad. I’ve had 10 crackers.’
She saw her mom and yelled, ‘You’re not the real one! I’ve had 9 crackers!’
He said, ‘I’ve had 7 crackers and I know my mom is fake.’