OBDF Syndrome
The pain of being so bad at sending birthday messages that you can't even post one without getting yelled at.
Tweet: 'I sent a birthday message and my friend yelled at me. I'm not even sure why.'
DM: 'I sent one birthday message and now I'm getting yelled at. I'm not even sure why.'
Text: 'I sent a birthday message and I got yelled at. I'm gonna just stop sending them.'