OBDF Syndrome

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When you're so busy cussing at your phone for not sending out birthday messages that you forget to send your own.

DM: 'Why did I forget my best friend's birthday? I'm gonna die.'

Post: 'I sent 3 birthday messages and now I'm getting 3 texts saying I forgot theirs.'

Text: 'I'm not even gonna try anymore. My phone hates me.'

The curse of being too lazy to send birthday messages but too proud to admit it.

Tweet: 'I saw my friend's birthday post and I felt like a dog that just got left out in the rain.'

DM: 'I'm not lazy. I'm strategically choosing who to forget.'

Text: 'You're all gonna remember my birthday. I'm just gonna forget yours.'

When you're so messed up from missing birthdays that you can't even post one without crying.

Post: 'I sent a birthday message and it made me cry. I'm not even sure why.'

DM: 'I tried to post a birthday message and my phone broke. I think it was out of shame.'

Text: 'I sent one birthday message and now I'm gonna have to live with the rest of you.'

When you're too busy being mad at your phone to send out any birthday messages at all.

Tweet: 'My phone forgot my friend's birthday and now I'm mad at it.'

DM: 'I'm not sending any more birthday messages. My phone is getting a divorce.'

Text: 'I'm gonna send one birthday message and then I'm gonna leave my phone alone.'

When you're too embarrassed to send out birthday messages because you know everyone else remembered theirs.

Post: 'I sent a birthday message and it felt like I was screaming in the dark.'

DM: 'I'm not sending any more messages. I'm too ashamed.'

Text: 'You all remembered your birthdays. I'm gonna just pretend mine didn't happen.'

The pain of being so bad at sending birthday messages that you can't even post one without getting yelled at.

Tweet: 'I sent a birthday message and my friend yelled at me. I'm not even sure why.'

DM: 'I sent one birthday message and now I'm getting yelled at. I'm not even sure why.'

Text: 'I sent a birthday message and I got yelled at. I'm gonna just stop sending them.'